Friday, November 21, 2008

If I had a t-shirt company

I'd have t-shirts that said:

Agenda Setter
Bean Eater
I'm just pretending you're smart enough to listen to
Blog Stalker
I wish I was Dr. House
I don't care, really
I heart wiener
dogs
My student verbally bitch slapped my ivory tower colleague and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

I think I'll post new shirts each week. sounds rhetoric-y of me.

5 comments:

Ed said...

I love the last one! There must be a story behind it!?

kasey mckinzie said...

aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I want a shirt. I think mine should say My classmate verbally bitch slapped my ivory tower professor...and it was AWESOME.

t-shirts are a good idea. i look forward to this.

Murph said...

hopefully I can match the wit of my former students...i can hope.

Anonymous said...

Love the House one...I'd wear it. :)

valgae said...

Bwwwwaaaahhhahahahahaha!!!!!